Here is where I post the strange, the odd, the somewhat almost quite profound stuff I have either seen,
or deduced. (WARNING!!! Some of these can get depressing.)

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I think, therefore I violate company policy.

The day will come: When someone will take a long look at all the changes make in the last three years and realize that they were made by an overzelous twit and be reversed.

It never ceases to amaze me. I am expected to be god-like in my infalibility, yet when my superiors make a mistake it's always 'I am only human.'

Life has already ceased to exist. Everyone's just too stupid to realize it.

In this age of new-wave political correctness, be expecting a story called 'Pigmentally Deficient Winter Precipitation and the Vertically Challenged Septet.

If you can't laugh at yourself, don't worry. There are lots of people willing to do it for you.

In this age of new-wave political correctness, be expecting a story called 'Pigmentally Deficient Winter Precipitation and the Vertically Challenged Septet.

Never put off 'til tomorrow what should never be done in the first place.

Chaos is not a theory.